quazza:

i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence

surendranauth:

Bang bang.

electricsundials:

notpossibleoswin:

elkane:

Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.

IT ALL MAKES SENSE.

Then Inception happens

defranco:

excitedtard:

(X) 

I make weird faces.  I can’t help it.  I’m Italian.  We are physically unable to control our arms and faces.

littlebookthings:

Submission courtesy of booksandbaths

queenofadodi:

BEST FOURTH WALL BREAK IN TV HISTORY

penguinize:

no matter how many gross facts you tell me about McDonald’s i’m still gonna eat it

dr3amingofdisn3y:

a-different-kind-of-royalty:

dreamingdusk:

people who can go to Disney World/Disneyland pretty much any time they want

people who have that ability and choose to not go

People who go and don’t enjoy themselves

harryflack:

remember when esteban was calling the dead but got put on hold